CHERYL KOH MIAN LING (aka gay post)

This will be a reply to tambi's gay post about me.
So yeah, this post will be about her.

Yes, i've known cheryl for very long(since 8). but we never talked much even though we car-pulled to tuitions. In car journeys, there would be pure silence. & of course, her mom thought we kids fought.

• cheryl is intelligent. she has an awesome brain.
• cheryl is a banana.
• cheryl always fail to bring her house key.
• cheryl loves 'tabs' and downloading stuff on the net.
• cheryl doesnt really laugh when she goes HAHAHAHA on msn.
  
• cheryl doesn't like my music. i don't mind hers.
  
• cheryl made me like arashi and ryo. sanks.
• cheryl makes me laugh a lot. and she laughs at me a lot. :(
  
• cheryl's pants keep dropping. they're either too loose or too tight.
• cheryl hasn't taken her driving lessons. therefore, im always her driver but i don't mind because as my salary, she calls me honey. plus, she lives nearby.
  
• cheryl loves sleepover marathons. first day, at her house. second day at mine, third day at hers. forth at mine. fifth day, k.o
  
• cheryl loves places with wifi connection. that's why my house is her 2nd home where we transferred a 9mb file in less than 15seconds !!
  
• cheryl doesnt really look chinese. she doesnt look malay. she doesnt even look indian. hence, i dont know what she looks like.
  
• but i still call her tambi.
• cheryl has of resistance and doesnt emo much
  
• but still, she teared to my scrapbook i made for her.
• cheryl used to do ballet and was very good in it. but she stopped.
• cheryl also taught me a lot of things. some are crap. but some are useful. hahahah!
  
• cheryl loves wearing flops. so do i.
  
• cheryl doesnt bite. but her words do.
  
• she can be mean. shes awfully sarcastic.
• cheryl looks holy but is really horny.
• she likes browsing pics of men half naked.(only hot jap/korean celebrities though)
• cheryl is the one of the most random friend i have.
  
• Cheryl has a sister whom's side mirror and car wiper got stolen.
• cheryl buys books as a substitute when her Internet is down
  
• She sits all day home just to wait for the Streamyx man.
  
• yes, cheryl is a year younger. but she thinks maturely.
• cheryl is becoming an owl like me. actually, she already is.
• cheryl elbowed my boobies twice in a day.
• cheryl loves dying her hair. which at one period, i called it a wig.
• cheryl has a mind of her own. she hates ppl telling her what to do.
• cheryl is awesome. i love awesome ppl.
• therefore, i love cheryl. (deduction!)

❤❤

Twtter had to do this to me when i finally assignIT my assignment :O

Another sleepless day.
KILL ME NOW.

tensionkjsadhfklsdfkjsgkahgklajlgagklasfklwioeryhfbjnv.

k bai.

thanks alot for adding more tension.

oh and twitter can make you feel better.
try it !
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Like a child lost in a maze she thought she could take refuge in.


*****

You watch the news, you read the papers, you hear bout these cases,

yet you don't really bother till it happens to you,

or at least to someone you know,

may it be distant or close.

**

SHANGHAI HERE I COME !

If i think you're rich,

i would have insisted and demanded
on the things i've always wanted since ages ago.

but no. i don't.

i don't even ask you for much.

sanks for the shallow thought .

*****

Love letter.

00:00
20th April 2009.

Yes, jaydee's right.

We have not been very good friends over the last years.

Of course, we gave our love and support,
but they weren't enough.
Cause most of the times,
we're too caught up with our own things,
not being able to be there everytime you needed us.

But just so you know, you'll always be remembered.
As the extremely talented artist,
as the kind-hearted, simple, thoughtful, sweet,
slightly tomboyish very outgoing girl,
the good baker/cook, the creative mind,
and most of all, as the friend.

Happy 19th Birthday Wong Su Lian.

We all miss you here.
I hope you're smiling out there.

I hope you'll be showered with lots of gifts.

I still think of you, from time to time.
I mean, alot of things in the world just remind me of you.
Sometimes, when jd and i are out doing random things,
we'd stop to say,
'SuLian would love this so much'.
So, I've made a special place in my heart, just for you.
Its filled with joy and laughters, colours,
animes, paintings and arts,
and all our sweet memories.

Lots of love,
holeeching.

3.30 petang.

Loceng bergema memecah kesunyian pagi.

Budak-budak bekejar mengorak langkah,

berpusu-pusu membeli air dan makanan.

milo ais, laici, soya, jus oren;

nasi lemak, kuey teow goreng, keropok leko.

Berlumba mendapat tempat duduk dengan member,

beria-ria bertukar berita panas,

terbahak-bahak membuat lawak,

mengadu ketidakpuasan,

mengadu kesyaduaan.

Apa-apa pon,

air muka semua riang.

seperti kanak kecil mendapat ais krim.

Loceng bergema, sekali lagi.

menamatkan masa gembira dan ketawa.

saya rindu sekolah.

******

When will we play our game !!

hampeh.

hungry.

and waiting.

tick tock tick tock.

tick tock tick tock.

o friends my friends, wherefore art thou ?

Break off thy work, and hast thee quick away

for fried laksa shan't wait for time to fleet.

*****